10 Jewish Pick Up Lines That Would Make Your Rebbe Say "Oy!"
I promised my friends that my first post would be Hasidic and Jewish pick up lines, so here I am. These may be hilarious and maybe even a little hot, but please don't ever use these in real life! If you want to take things up a notch with your basherte, tell it to them straight. You wouldn't want to throw them off with a kichel reference when they're more of a kishke kind of person. Enjoy these lines designed to make your zivug blush, or at least spit out their p'tcha. 1 . Are you an esrog? Cuz I can't stop examining you. 2 . You must be David and I Goliath, because you seem to have swept me off my feet. 3 . You remind me of a mezuzah... I'm supposed to kiss you, right? 4. On a scale of 1-10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Chanukah! 5 . Have you seen a desert anywhere? Cuz I've been lost in your eyes for what seems like 40 years... 6 . I like you so much, I don't even care if you stack your plates. 7 . I thought apples and honey were swe