HasidiCult

Recently, I've had to switch medications for my juvenile rheumatoid arthritis. I was on a medication called hydroxychloroquine (yes, the same one that made the news for Covid-19...), which I later found out did nothing to help my disease progression. I then switched to a wonderful new doctor who specializes in pediatric rheumatology who suddenly made everything make sense. I'll spare you the elaborate details, but suffice it to say that my previous rheumatologist had diagnosed me with adult rheumatoid arthritis and was treating me as such, regardless of the fact that juvenile and adult arthritis are diagnosed and treated completely differently.  So I was obviously pretty bummed to hear that I spent nine months on a medication that was useless. My new doctor put me on a med that I got excited about, called meloxicam. It was not a very serious medication, an NSAID, but would hopefully bring down my persistent swelling, pain and inflammation. But of course, there was a catch: I co

I promised my friends that my first post would be Hasidic and Jewish pick up lines, so here I am. These may be hilarious and maybe even a little hot, but please don't ever use these in real life! If you want to take things up a notch with your basherte, tell it to them straight. You wouldn't want to throw them off with a kichel reference when they're more of a kishke kind of person. Enjoy these lines designed to make your zivug blush, or at least spit out their p'tcha. 1 . Are you an esrog? Cuz I can't stop examining you. 2 . You must be David and I Goliath, because you seem to have swept me off my feet. 3 . You remind me of a mezuzah... I'm supposed to kiss you, right? 4. On a scale of 1-10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Chanukah! 5 . Have you seen a desert anywhere? Cuz I've been lost in your eyes for what seems like 40 years... 6 . I like you so much, I don't even care if you stack your plates. 7 . I thought apples and honey were swe